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Post by Arc on Jan 10, 2005 18:02:51 GMT -5
This thread is specifically for anecdotes, quotes, and nonsense you or others have witnessed in the gaming world. Post it up! Its for your amusement as much as everyone else's!
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Post by Arc on Jan 10, 2005 18:09:41 GMT -5
Here's a classic one from the days of yore with Volk and myself...
Arcandio and Darkfire entered the dunegons above Hell, the magma seeping from walls and running across the floor. Arcandio, in the lead, backed up by Darkfire's barrage of fireballs spotted a rather large cluster of acid spitters. He charged forth, hollering the battle cry: "Into the Heart of Darkness, baby!!!"
...Needless to say, a scroll of ressurection was neccesary...
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Post by Arc on Jan 12, 2005 3:12:00 GMT -5
Aeos: Hmm. This is boring. All there is is this little infinitessimal speck of nothing. I wish I had some Light....
Universe: *PING*
Aeos: Oh boy. This isn't going to end well.
(paraphrase: Steve)
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Post by Volkarius on Jan 19, 2005 21:53:37 GMT -5
It reminds me of a bright summer day
-under cloud cover...
-at night...
-trapped within a cage...
-underground...
-in hell...
-at Asmodius' doorstep!
-quote: Aeos and Volkarius
[edit: Bwahahahaha -Aeos]
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Post by Aranight on Jan 31, 2005 2:04:26 GMT -5
This is one about everyone's favorite little rouge!
After arriving in own Raeso went straight to work. Town meant people, people meant purses, and purses meant money (rouge logic). She spotted her prey a well to do looking citizen so then she spilled into the shadows become one with them as she is known for but his time the terrain did not allow for her to make silent passage. The man turned to look down at her asking suspiciously, "And what are you doing, young lady?"
For a moment she paused but only a moment, “These are new shoes, I'm breaking them in."
He nodded and replied "Ah yes new shoes... carry on..."
Moral: What you can't sneak out of, bluff!
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Post by Volkarius on Feb 1, 2005 11:28:55 GMT -5
After being led to the village of Axor, Trinn (Andy's character) immediately wanted to have a word with the local village mayor. The unsightly rusted gate with gaps almost large enough to squeeze through presented little challenge to the giant teddybear of a man (6'8", 420 lbs, only 14 STR). Many trees had been cut down in order to construct the gate and high fencing, along with a small manor. He practically walked through the gate.
The crumbling of the gate alerted the mayor inside, who was seen immediately running through the door with 3 armed guards. They all stared at the broken gate, then to Trinn, and back to the gate. The members that were with Trinn were no longer visible.
{in the stocks} "Hey, this is very high quality wood. I could get used to this."
{tries to get out} "I'm hungry, (yelling now) kids, do you think you could go over to that tree over there and get me some of those ooh so tasty berries." No one seemed like they were going to listen.
{Trinn summoned his badger familiar to gather fruit. The badger slowly stumbled its way over to him. It appeared as though the badger ate most of the berries it was carrying.}
{swearing is heard}
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Post by Arc on Feb 11, 2005 22:01:02 GMT -5
arcandio (9:05:17 PM): roflmaoysobmofoaiaead.
Knightpyr3 (9:05:28 PM): explain.
Knightpyr3 (9:05:31 PM): if you remember
arcandio (9:07:02 PM): rolling on the floor laoughing my ass off you son of a bitch mother fucker and it all exploded and everything all died.
arcandio (9:07:13 PM): thats a good one.
Knightpyr3 (9:07:20 PM): oh wow, that was excellent.
Knightpyr3 (9:07:36 PM): That needs to be your new quote.
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Post by Arc on Feb 12, 2005 21:41:14 GMT -5
Knightpyr3 (8:46:12 PM): *Some no name person comes up from the grave* Knightpyr3 (8:46:18 PM): hello dude Knightpyr3 (8:46:28 PM):  Knightpyr3 (8:46:35 PM): He doesn't look so well. Knightpyr3 (8:46:40 PM): *turn undead* Knightpyr3 (8:46:46 PM): *zombie destroyed* arcandio (8:47:14 PM): | | < /\ arcandio (8:47:30 PM): holy shit. Someone blew my ASCII sombie's head off! Knightpyr3 (8:47:41 PM): HAHAHAHA arcandio (8:47:51 PM): roflmao |
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Post by Draz on Feb 28, 2005 13:41:34 GMT -5
Shadowrun Character Definition:
Meatshield: (aka Timmy) Noun: A little boy who is thoroughly strung out on sugar, to the point of a constant seizure, complete with nonsensicle high pitched rambling. Think 5 year old crack head. Lives for candy and maiming. Also, is trained by Security Trolls in operation of:
SMG's
Sonic Guns
Flailing Limbs.
Faults: Has to be carried for most of the adventure. Parents must be dealt with first. Liable to foam at the mouth.
Strengths: Once told of reward (Candy), he is willing to do ANYTHING to obtain said goal. Also has grenade-like capabilities, and is expendable. Meatsheild is easy to carry, due to his light frame. Finally, Meatshield is one corrupted sick mf.
I suggest obtaining one for your next mission.
That is all.
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Post by Draz on May 2, 2005 12:52:38 GMT -5
When dice become representations of people...
"WHo is the big yellow guy(d30)? Is he a bully too?"
Arc: "No, he's just really fat." *makes smaller dice run away*
later..
Arc: "And these two red ones go and start making out behind this structure...*fixes them*"
Aranight: "I like how they're literally on top of each other."
later..
Draz: *takes dice-people out of 'barracks'*
"I think they need a break."
Arc: "Why? They need a break from sleeping?"
Draz:"No, you sent them in to make out, and it's been two days."
Arc:"... well, I suppose they need to eat sometime..."
and when DM's change their minds...
Arc: "...and the bully guy gets his head chopped off by the blaster doors flying in."
Later...
Arc: "And the bully guy..."
Aranight: "Wait! I thought he died!?"
Arc:"Nope," *looks innocent*, "it was the fat guy." *looks up and shifts d30 away from the area with his foot*
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Post by Arc on May 3, 2005 23:33:55 GMT -5
"I Itch Like a thousand Mice."
-Seraphine
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Post by Aranight on Jul 9, 2005 19:47:51 GMT -5
After fighting against several gears Oshaya ran out of ammo in her gun, instead of doing the normal tossing the gun to the ground and using the one at her feet, she used the gun itself as a projectile! Tossed the gun straight at the other gears head, hit him and then the gun fired off a shot in the gears face, which cause him to drop. Oshaya looks over at Sova, "Guess there was another shot left."
"Yeah..."
Gotta love creativity... and critical hits!
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Post by Draz on Jul 15, 2005 12:47:46 GMT -5
I'm gonna put this down, because I keep thinking about it and I find it truly awesome...
Anyway, Last semester in the Buffy game...
Last Session...
The Group were outside of the Gratzi's construction area, where it seemed there was a plot to summon several daemons to destroy the world...
The official Slayer was incapacitated, and her psychic friend, was very emotional. We somehow convinced her to help us so we could free her friend...
The party goes inside and fights possessed humans and 6 foot tall hamsters...
There was a living human sacrifice suspended over a fire that two 10 foot tall balrog-like daemons sprouted out of. (The human's name was Deacon Bishop, hilarity in itself)
So the hamsters had set up a shield of protection and several of the party were tryign to bust through. FInally the psychic moved something behind the wall that disracted the hamsters, so the witch finally broke through.
The Slayers' son (Not our slayer, but a different one, it's complicated. Think Buffy, only male.) went and attacked one of the daemons with his powerful axe, but it got stuck in the crotch plate, while the Godma Angel (Forced to stay on earth because of disobediance in heaven) had thrust his flaming sword of Micheal into it and suceeded causeing it damage. The werewolf of the group had attacked the other daemon, and ended up ripping off the creatures back aromor plate. The robot with the hman brain of the group started to try to bash and thrash that daemon as well. ( I think he cracked a knee cap slightly.)
The psychic went to free the human sacrifice, and the witch of the group went to the closest daemon, and sapped some of the daemon's power/spirit strength.
Introducing Super Witch! She slices she dices she minces, and made the bad guys do winces!!
The closest daemon having the axe sticking out of his crotch, she told the angel to keep a hold on his sword, and used her ultimate aura, to bring the axe upwards slicing the daemon effectively up the middle. Daemon one: Dead.
Slayers' son asked for his axe back, and on a rush of power, Super witch told him he couldnt' handle such a weapon. (Mwa hahahaha!)
Then Super witch runs over to the robot and werewolf's daemon, tells them both to duck, runs up the robot's back, leaps and swings the axe to chop off the daemons head. and does so. effectively.
Daemon two: Dead.
World: Saved.
Super Witch: Becomes regular witch. witch Super Happy!
SO yeah... yay for Super Witches!
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Post by Draz on Jul 15, 2005 12:49:57 GMT -5
okay... more proof that when I get excited, I become incoherent.  |
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Post by Wolf on Aug 4, 2005 9:40:55 GMT -5
--In order to completely imobilize Volkarius-- ---------------------------------------------------- Step 1: Wolfram hums a tune. Step 2: Volk: What's that you're humming? Wolfram: "A donkey-headed moose, a donkey-headed moose,..." Volk: NO!!!!!!! (Arc giggles like a school girl on PCPs) Step 3: Rinse and reapeat as necessary for complete mental breakdown.  |
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