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Post by Draz on Aug 8, 2005 13:34:07 GMT -5
Donkey headed meeses? I am, in a word, conpuzzled.
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Post by Arc on Aug 11, 2005 16:09:20 GMT -5
a donkey headed moo-....damnit. Nice, wolf, Nice.
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Post by Draz on Aug 12, 2005 12:59:55 GMT -5
Lol!
How about a Half-Orc Ranger with no charisma, who has yet the best bluff checks in the group?
That's right... he has the Ring Of Chameleon (Bluff +10)!!!
This infamous ring has the ability to make you look like anybody you want, even your local guards, so you can take out a whole squadron guarding WaterDeep's magistrate, 2 at a time, and they'll never know the difference!!
That and folks, if you have a vial of Dust of Dissappearance to conveiniently hide the large bundle of dangerous magic, DON'T FORGET YOU HAVE IT!
That is all.
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Post by Arc on Aug 15, 2005 22:00:52 GMT -5
So I was on the phone with Aranight. My highly religious grandparents on their way to my house for a few days. I walk into my room and find my good old demon horns from the RenFair. perfect. then, I accidentally left them on the floor in the hallway, pretty close to the room my grandparents would be staing in. I really hope they don't remember that in the morning.
'-,,-'
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Post by Shinigami on Aug 18, 2005 22:32:03 GMT -5
So I'm DM'ing my first Shadowrun campaign, and one minor job the guys are asked to do is to get this specific dirty magazine that has design schematics in it for some reason... they take it back and ask the contractor why he wanted a porno with tech stuff in it. He says, "I dunno, I like guns and I like porn. You know, it'd be great if they mixed 'em... gun porn! Find me some gun porn, and I'll give you 1,000 creds."
Segway, at the end of the session, one of the players says "I feel like searching for some gun porn." I hadn't originally meant it to be a real job, so I handed him 2 d20's and told him if he could roll two of the same number, he would manage to find some backwater store that sold niche porn. I turn away, hear some dice, and there are two 17's...
The rest is a sad, sad inside joke that smolders yet today.
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Post by Aranight on Aug 22, 2005 19:19:35 GMT -5
Here's one of the many fun things that as happened during Heavygear.
So this guy Droon is hard at work at a desk with six monitors trying to figure out a way to be one up on the black gears we're fighting and in the process has piled up a mountain of coffee cups. Enter Oshaya the young engineer everyone has given the task of saving the world. She sneaks up behind him goes" Hey Droon!" Then runs off after the coffee cups fly into the air and start crashing to the ground.
If that wasn't enough....
Quite sometime after the last incident Oshaya kindly brings an exausted hasn't slept in who knows how long Droon a cup of coffee. After a nice long nap Droon realizes she drugged the coffee so he'd sleep...
Hard learned lesson: Never trust Oshaya around coffee
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Post by Draz on Aug 29, 2005 23:08:48 GMT -5
I know this one has nothing to do with gaming, but it does have to do with the site and my cruising on it at home.
!.) My brothers watch over my shoulders whilst I cruise on the internet until I screech at them to leave and stop bothering me.
@.) The youngest, Woodrow, has suggested to change my signature on my profile to read "No Autographs today, please" OKay, that struck me as funny, so I laughed.
#.) Next thing I know, he tells me to put "Yo Dog, West Point" at the end of every mesage. This makes me blink a little bit, considering I lived in West Point over the summer.
*shrugs*
Yo Dog, West Point!
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Post by Draz on Sept 27, 2005 14:37:21 GMT -5
Err...where did 'Joezanis' go?
I thought Aranight posted it...
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Post by gamemagi on Sept 28, 2005 3:32:37 GMT -5
Joe might've deleted it. Poor Joe. Word travels fast.
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Post by Arc on Oct 1, 2005 11:08:18 GMT -5
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Post by wowposter on Sept 4, 2008 9:48:21 GMT -5
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Post by wowposter on Sept 5, 2008 15:48:33 GMT -5
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