This just being posted, so we can remember it later...
so err... you can ignore this post unitl you need it...
Ching: Student @ UU, going to Calculus class- which of course has a human sized text, along with caluclator, etc. Ching is draggin it to class. (Is late? Definitely concentrating on dragging it.) Narg spots this on his way back from class. watches for several screens, "Me get idea...", runs back to room, gets clear moonshine jug sized for ogres, and plunks it down in front of Ching. Ching: *walks into jar, book preventing her from going further...* "...? *Looks around* Chingit!"
Narg screws lid on jar, and starts walking away... ...and decides to go back to pick up the calc book.
"Waste not, Want not."
Later:
I dunno.
Arc: "Hey what have you got there, Narg?"
Narg: *Shows Ching-in-a-Jar* "Familiar. Her name is Ching. *;D*"
Arc: "Wait... I've seen her before... It's the Green Fairy!"
Dwark/Narg: ??
Arc: "In the Arts Building...She's a new student...What?"
All(Including Ching): ...
Narg: "The best part is, when I shake jar, she makes more noise!"
Arc: "I hate you guys. I really do."
Later: ... (I am having fun on the computer...woot!)
Narg:*Rushes into Arc's room carrying jar, looking worried*
Cleric: "What's wrong, Narg?"
Narg: "Ching not chinging..." *taps on jar*
Arc: "Well, open the jar..." *Narg hands Arc the lid... we see no holes*
Arc: "Narg... I think I know why she's not chinging."
Narg:*
, plops Ching from jar onto Arc's hand*
Arc: "She's got no air in there."
Ching: *Wakes up into hand* Chingetty ch'ing chinng chong chinger-chingg <Holes are nice, Nectar is better.> *faint*
Later: Narg's room: Narg sitting at his desk, using his computer, while Ching sits at a similar setup in her jar, which is on his desk.
Arc: *Walks in* "Hey, guys!" .... "What are you doing?"
Narg: *looks at Arc* We're playing (insert online game here). She's winning. *
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Ching: *;D* "Ching! ... Ching chinggittyychingy ching chiung ching." <Yeah! ... And your mother was a hampster!>
Arc: ...? "Hey, Narg... Did you catch that?"
Narg: "Me not understand a word she says, but me get impression she's taunting me."
*Clips to Ching, making faces and blowing raspberries at Narg*
Arc: *Nods* "Yeah... you'd be right about that."
Later: Sorry, this one's a long one.
Once again, Narg is distressed over Ching.
Arc: "What's wrong this time?"
Narg: "SHE BROKE JAR! What do I DO?!"
Arc: "Get another jar?"
Ching: <Rant. Lots of chinging. Rave.> *Pace! on Arc's hand*
Arc: "Uh huh...yeah.... I can see that how that would be a problem...."
Narg: "What is it?"
Arc: "Well, it seems she's got an oral exam in her English 150 class next month."
R.O.C. (Random Other Character): "Well, how's that a problem?"
Arc: "She understands and writes English perfectly, but she can't speak it. *To Ching*:I can help if you want me to..."
Narg: "How'd you get into Eng 150?" *Pokes Ching*
Ching: *EXPLODE!*
Narg/Arc/R.O.C.: (Covered in Soot) ... *blink blink*
Ching(Just fine): "Chingerching!" <No pokey!>
Arc: "She said-"
Narg: "Me know, Me know."
And for the sake of writing down the Vanish Idea:
In UU Book Store: Where you can buy spells and find out about Cheat codes for tests...
Arc: Hey... What's this?
ROC: It's a Vanish Spell, you buy it and then you can send items to wherever you want them to go.
Arc: Hey! Cool! *Purchase'd!*
* * *
Arc: [glow=red,2,300]with glowing hand[/glow] "So, okay, I've got the spell, now what can I vanish with it?"
Hunter: "I'll vanish Your spell."
Arc:*Twitch* *Smacks Hunter with [glow=red,2,300]hand[/glow] on face*
View: From behind Hunter's head
All: ?!?
Hunter: {What?}
Arc: "Uh...Hunter, your..."
Hunter: {Yeah, I know, I'm awesome!}
Arc: "Face is gone..." clips to front view, complete with dotted line oval blank space.
Hunter: {WHAT!?}
Cleric: "Hey, maybe I can fix it!"
*Pastes photo of (Whomever you please, really)*
Cleric: "...Maybe not."
Arc: "Actually, I think he looked better before."
Cleric: "Well, of course he did!"
Arc: "No, I'm thinking of the blank space."
Hunter:{I hate you guys, sometimes. I really do.}
tee hee! That was fun!
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